doctorxrose: walk into the club like
dylanobylan: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
She stuck a bookmark in my heart and walked away.– Saul Williams (via materialessgirl)
hipsters-eat-my-shit: hipsters-eat-my-shit: Shine bright like a rhombus I told this joke in math today and no one laughed but this got 12 notes so suck it fellow classmates
I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘don’t leave me...– Neil Gaiman (via jayarrarr)
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
thisbrunetteslife: In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with? “Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
grimelords: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride. take this post and...
ask-sammy-winchester: ask-demonmeg: Mary Mary, quite contrary, How did your little boys grow? With guns and knives, And yellow Demon eyes, Going from Heaven to Hell below.
“their only hit was Bohemian Rhapsody anyway”
gayoak: (whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you
tomhiddlesbitch: stillnotking42: gerard-waysass: tomhiddlesbitch: things that need a movie: hawkeye black widow new hulk Things that are getting a movie angry birds if clint gets angry could he get a movie? What about loki? Loki needs a movie!! stop.